Sunday, August 01, 2004

8/1/04 kelly speaks

Sunday, August 1, 2004
kelly speaks...

John, our resident guru, has asked in his most recent homework assignment, #17:

Weekend Assignment #17: Through some unexplained miracle, your pet or pets gain the mental capacity for speech for exactly the length of a single sentence. What do you think that sentence would be and why?

Here is a picture of sweet Kelly, taken last night at my mom and dads house. She is not supposed to be in the living room, and that is where CJ and Megan were playing excitedly, and she was inching her way out to them. Here she is, lying in the hall, just outside the living room area. What is she saying???

"If I lie here quitely, and don't wag my tail, I blend in with the wood floor and mom will never know I am here!"

Now John also asks in his homework assignment, for that x-tra credit:
Extra Credit: You get one question to ask your pet that (presumably) it would answer. What's the question?

Kelly, what is it with you and the late nite raids on the kitchen? (for those questioning minds, Kelly has a habit of sneaking out to the kitchen in the early morning hours, and stealing the loaf of bread, or bag of peanuts, or can of anything that is on the counter and carrying into her bed and sleeping with it. She doesn't eat it, does not destroy it in anyway, actually is very gentle with the item, but she does this every time when I leave something out on the countertop. Then in the morning, she stands beside her crate/bed until I look inside and retieve the item.)


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    Everyone else has said this, but I HAVE to say it too: what a gorgeous dog. amazing how she is exactly the color of the wood! I don't know why Kelly needs to sleep with food - maybe try a teddy bear? thanks for your comment about my darling Molly. animals, what would life be without them?
    Comment from marigolds2 - 8/2/04 5:34 PM

    awwwww .. i'm in love !!! a doggy in camouflage !! it sounds to me like she found the perfect way of insuring she gets attention by stealing stuff lol which i must confess is so much better than what one of our cats does who urinates on my daughters clothes if she doesn't pay enough attention to him
    adorable picture and story !!
    pamela
    Comment from his1desire - 8/2/04 4:51 PM

    Way too funny, inching her way into the living room! And raiding the counter, but not eating any of the items but just saving them for you, lol! What a beautiful and funny dog! -Krissy
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    Comment from fisherkristina - 8/2/04 12:18 PM

    LOL! Adorable.....probably exactly what she was thinking. Beautiful dog! : )
    Comment from readmereadyou - 8/1/04 6:47 PM

    She is beautiful! That is so funny about her stealing the food items and sleeping with them. What a hoot!
    Comment from mom23nca - 8/1/04 3:39 PM

    Beautiful Doggie!
    V
    Comment from deabvt - 8/1/04 12:19 PM

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